My bad day. You’re probably having a bad day, but your day is nothing like this so at seven o’clock I got ready as normal and I put on my nice nice white shirt. So I go outside and these kids that live in my neighborhood- they have a bucket full of red kool aid and one of the kid tripped and *SPLASH* they spill the kool aid all over me. And then snakes came and  CHASE ME, and I trip and pass out. I don’t know why this keeps happening and it cycled like forever, and that was a bad day.